Emily Jaeger and Brendon Paucek

It's another typical night for you on Earth. In bed, necked craned toward the blue light, scrolling away as if a good night's sleep is such a terrible thing. But there is! A photo of Brendon and Emily; they're engaged! Good for them.

• Message Brendon congratulations.
• Message Emily congratulations.
• Fuck 'em. I'm going to bed.

You discover a hidden cave. Inside, you find a treasure chest!

What do you want to do?

• Open the chest
• Leave the cave

You see a bridge over a chasm in the Earth.

• Cross the bridge.
• Call for help